US women's soccer team forfeits game in protest of American exceptionalism
Team USA has been eliminated from the Olympics, as Tuesday’s game against Australia was forfeited by Team USA. Just before the game was to begin, the US Women’s Soccer Team members all abruptly kneeled in unison, burned an American flag while chanting ‘Death to America’, then walked off of the field with their heads down and fists raised.
Team Australia immediately burst into celebration. Australia automatically advances to the next round to face Brazil
Megan Rapinoe later Tweeted that “America is racist. We are ashamed to be Americans. Therefore we forfeit this game and the Olympics in protest of American exceptionalism, and we urge Joe Biden to pay reparations to all people of color.” Rapinoe was immediately praised and booked up to appear on The View, CBS This Morning, Good Morning America, Anderson Cooper 360, The Rachel Maddow Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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