Rover discovery: There still ain't shit on Mars
Insanity is doing the same thing rover and rover again. The four previous NASA rovers found nothing but empty rock and dirt landscape on Mars. No camels, no lizards, no snakes, no cacti, no succulents, no Joshua trees... Nothing!
It's minus 80 degrees on Mars and dry as a bone, but you never know. Maybe the 5th time is the charm. What do you say we try this one more time. Hey, maybe Lady Gaga's friggin' dogs are running around on Mars.
Well, 2.7 billion dollars later, after sitting on the edges of our seats, we finally have the answer.... There still ain't shit on Mars.
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