Today:

Our commitment to diversity

Rest assured, we are a woke tech company. We hire based on things like skin pigmentation, race, ethnicity, gender, LGBTQRSUV+/-, sexual and political orientation -- NOT merit! You could be the best writer, the best reporter, the best coder or the best customer service representative. These skills mean nothing to us! For example, if you're a straight white male with a stellar resume, just forget about it. Take your life of previlege elsewhere. If you're a Republican, regardless of your protected class, we will not hire you under any circumstances.

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